Are you losing your sense of individuality? Do you need to remember what it is like to be a terrified embryo? Fear not!* No Side Effects are here to help. Next time you pop out to the shops, why don’t you wear one of our masks of individuality?**
*Unless you want a true extra-sensory experience of modern hypernormalised fear, then please do remember to cut out the eyeholes when the mask is not attached to your face.
**No Side Effects are responsible for their own stupidity, not the stupidity of any other animal or vegetable.